Comments on: Chuck Norris

By: gary

gary — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 20:32:10 +0000

Chuck is still with he can take the pressure! Bruce Lee Could not!
Chuck is the man.

By: Ryan’s Blog » Chuck Norris: Part Deux

Ryan’s Blog » Chuck Norris: Part Deux — Thu, 25 May 2006 18:14:51 +0000

[...] There aren’t too many things out there that are funnier than my previous Chuck Norris post, but today I found one of them. [...]

By: rmorlok

rmorlok — Sun, 12 Mar 2006 05:35:43 +0000

Chuck Norris doesn’t need ample opportunity. You can’t stop Chuck Norris.

By: Jenny Owen

Jenny Owen — Fri, 10 Mar 2006 20:24:26 +0000

I’m laughing so hard I’m crying, which probably isn’t good, since that would blur my vision and give Chuck Norris ample opportunity to strike.

By: shoe

shoe — Thu, 09 Mar 2006 16:57:11 +0000

Fair enough, his cameo was good there.

By: rmorlok

rmorlok — Thu, 09 Mar 2006 02:09:57 +0000

I gotta confess, I’ve never seen a bruce lee flick or a chuck norris movie. I just saw chuck on dodgeball the other night and it made me laugh.

By: shoe

shoe — Wed, 08 Mar 2006 22:00:44 +0000

Wow dude - you don’t know what you’re saying. Wait, I should ask first - do you even know who Bruce Lee is? Have you ever seen anything with him in it? Have you ever actually seen anything with Chuck Norris in it (other than Walker Texas Ranger)?

By: Morlok

Morlok — Wed, 08 Mar 2006 21:20:58 +0000

Bruce Lee can’t handle the beard.

By: shoe

shoe — Wed, 08 Mar 2006 19:36:53 +0000

Regarding #5, I have to disagree. His “unparalleled martial arts ability” has definitely been outdone. We can’t forget how a young and peaked-in-skill Chuck Norris was not only defeated, but actually killed in an intense battle with Bruce Lee.