Brian Schuweiler: A Tribute

Who is the man behind the mystery? The following is a look into the many faces of Brian Schuweiler. Or as he said when seeing this “Damn, I’m photogenic.”

Warning: may scare small children.


  
















14 Responses to “Brian Schuweiler: A Tribute”

  1. shoe Says:

    Suggestions for next on the list of this spring’s photo tribute series:
    1) MFB3: We hardly knew ye
    2) Ben Cirillo: The ’stylin’ years
    3) R. Morlok: The man, the legend

  2. Ben Says:

    pshhh, shoe’s for the birds, what I want to know is who that hot piece of **expletive deleted** stuntin’ the “O” face standing next to him at the new years party…that kid’s moves are screaming “bad guys, get the heck away…ladies, come check me out.” I don’t even know how he does it.
    (The most degrading part about this comment is I have to write it myself…my own girlfriend wouldn’t even show some love)

    But on a more relevant note, I think the next “spring photo tribute series” needs to include:

    An ode to Steve McColley, with special guest “the mullet”

  3. shoe Says:

    Hahaha, oh yeah. It could be called Steve McColley: 24 years of unrelenting competition.

  4. shoe Says:

    Oh, and yeah, that is unfortunate that you have to write that entry yourself. However, to aide you in your situation - it appears that the camera loves both of us. Just like the salmon of Capistrano, here come the ladies . . .

  5. Ben Says:

    Couldn’t have said it better myself.

  6. Ben Says:

    Another essential:

    The MFB3.0 Experience…you’ll 3.0 your pants.

  7. rmorlok Says:

    that’s awesome.

  8. shoe Says:

    Hahahahaha

  9. steve Says:

    shoe,
    what do you call the camera face that you have in every picture seen here. you know, like in zoolander, how ben stiller only had one look for the camera and it had a name. what is the name of your single, solitary camera face?

  10. shoe Says:

    It’s called a “metal face”. It’s inspired by both metal and that look everyone gets in a class when they’re asked a question and have absolutely no idea what the answer (or possibly the question) is or would be.

  11. rmorlok Says:

    “Shattered glass”

  12. rmorlok Says:

    “Faceplant midget”

  13. rmorlok Says:

    “Monkey hemorrhoids”

  14. shoe Says:

    “Random phrase 4″

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