Who is the man behind the mystery? The following is a look into the many faces of Brian Schuweiler. Or as he said when seeing this “Damn, I’m photogenic.”
Warning: may scare small children.
 
 
Brian Schuweiler: A Tribute
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Suggestions for next on the list of this spring’s photo tribute series:
1) MFB3: We hardly knew ye
2) Ben Cirillo: The ‘stylin’ years
3) R. Morlok: The man, the legend
pshhh, shoe’s for the birds, what I want to know is who that hot piece of **expletive deleted** stuntin’ the “O” face standing next to him at the new years party…that kid’s moves are screaming “bad guys, get the heck away…ladies, come check me out.” I don’t even know how he does it.
(The most degrading part about this comment is I have to write it myself…my own girlfriend wouldn’t even show some love)
But on a more relevant note, I think the next “spring photo tribute series� needs to include:
An ode to Steve McColley, with special guest “the mullet�
Hahaha, oh yeah. It could be called Steve McColley: 24 years of unrelenting competition.
Oh, and yeah, that is unfortunate that you have to write that entry yourself. However, to aide you in your situation – it appears that the camera loves both of us. Just like the salmon of Capistrano, here come the ladies . . .
Couldn’t have said it better myself.
Another essential:
The MFB3.0 Experience…you’ll 3.0 your pants.
that’s awesome.
Hahahahaha
shoe,
what do you call the camera face that you have in every picture seen here. you know, like in zoolander, how ben stiller only had one look for the camera and it had a name. what is the name of your single, solitary camera face?
It’s called a “metal face”. It’s inspired by both metal and that look everyone gets in a class when they’re asked a question and have absolutely no idea what the answer (or possibly the question) is or would be.
“Shattered glass”
“Faceplant midget”
“Monkey hemorrhoids”
“Random phrase 4″