Not many people can say they have a ladybug hat…and back it up. Shanley, as he’s often known, is currently a Madison, WI resident, must to the dismay of the State of Hockey*. To say that there is no one on the planet that knows more about Hill-Murray hockey would still be one of the largest understatements ever made.
* Minnesota, the REAL State of Hockey. Not that bastard state Wisconsin that goes and doubles up in the guys & girls college hockey national championship while our girls were out competing the Olympics, and then gets their governor on the media claiming they’re the “new state of hockey”….oh it’s on Wisconsin…it’s on…
Largest “props” to the 2nd to last photo – the only guy I know to pull of the tux with the tail at prom. Good job man.
Here, here
shoe,
holy crap my friend. it is a sad and definitive day when you sit on a dock half topless, and shanley looks HUGE next to you. wow!
You continue to shock the world with your breaking news that I am thin. I would also like to nominate you for the phrase of the year award in recognition of your use of “half topless”. A truly substantial addition to the lexicon.
On an unrelated note – notice how pissed Becky looks in the prom picture (top row, far right). What did you do shanley?
yeah, no lov’n for the shan-man
Comment on asterisk: I didn’t know Gov. Doyle said that. I may have to not vote for him for that, but at least he isn’t proposing spending taxpayer dollars on stadiums for billionaires. Detroit got a little overzealous after winning the Stanley Cup too; that’s how the city tried to copyright to Hockeytown moniker, even though they hadn’t won the Cup for about 40 years previously. I guess real pride speaks for itself; no need to give yourself titles.
And who took that post-prom photo? I’ve never seen that before. To quote former Mets reliever Jeff Innis, that picture was taken out of context. At least Steve looks satisfied after a dance.
look at the photo of shanley washing dishes (second row, middle). first question, does shanley use dawn? because his hands were abnormal soft and tender for someone who washes dishes by hand when i was dancing with him. second, how much did ben make from the chicago cubs for that blatant product placement?
not to take away from the current tribute, but here are some titles bliss and i came up with for future tributes.
steve mccolley:
Rec Specs: a retrospective
even better looking in person
hate the game, not the player
living in tony’s shadow
trivial pursuits
Hockey > Wife?
Ryan Morlok:
Kitten Killer
Uses the internet for Christian approved purposes
DDRetarded
Validating the shoe size rule
Property of Katy Morlok
we will now open the floor up for comments.
I’m not going to do a photo tribute to myself. I’m not THAT conceited.
Don’t think of it as a tribute. Think of it as yet another opportunity for us to communally
bashcelebrate you.Yeah, and common – you don’t have to pick the pictures out yourself. I’m pretty sure there are several people who whould volunteer to contribute to that effort. Mua hahahahaha
You send me the links, I’ll post them. You need both the thumbnail picture and the link to the larger picture in the gallery.
I think dusty is on to something…you can call it “celebration”…”it’s sexual and voilent.”
p.s. I’ll help with the pictures…mostly the violent ones. steve, you still have all your sexual ones you had morlok pose for? Did you actually send those out to the magazines that you promised Morlok you were going to, or was that all just a scam to get Morlok in bed with you?
due to a pending lawsuit as soon as morlok reads ben’s post, i can not make a statement on such a topic. i can comment from prior experience, as i am sure you all can, that looking at sexual pictures of morlok is a religious experience.
sexual and violent morlok. Can’t say I’ve seen either, but I’m not really sure I’d want to. In any case, how much alcohol did it take to get to that point?
Nice