New Office Slang

Ran across this on digg this evening. If you don’t like Dilbert, you probably won’t care for this either.

A few of my favorites:

Idea Hamsters – People whose idea generators are always running.

Salmon Day – The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed in the end. “God, today was a total salmon day!â€?

Stress Puppy – A person who thrives on being stressed-out and whiny.

Seagull Manager – A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, shits over everything and then leaves.

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