New Office Slang
Ran across this on digg this evening. If you don’t like Dilbert, you probably won’t care for this either.
A few of my favorites:
Idea Hamsters - People whose idea generators are always running.
Salmon Day - The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed in the end. “God, today was a total salmon day!”
Stress Puppy - A person who thrives on being stressed-out and whiny.
Seagull Manager - A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, shits over everything and then leaves.